Friday, October 29, 2004

A Pervert's Delight!

Ah! Praise the intelligentsia!

For long have I longed for a mobile phone - a flip phone with a camera.
And have been perusing through the sprawling choices provided by, probably, the most lucrative and happening industry presently - the communication/telecommunication industry.

And honestly, the astonishing advancements of the mobile world have a haunting effect of stupefaction.

If the present genious is not enough, now comes the technology that might probably put the success of the pornography on the internet, or through those much-sought-after compact discs that one demands with much more ease than a rubber at a medic, to shame!
While Hollywood searches for the next bloke to bring to life, the man with X-Ray vision, on the giant screen, the relentless Japs find means to make this hitherto supernatural skill, a triviality!

Welcome if you will, Camera Phones that can see through clothes!

Now give me a break people, WHO ASKED FOR IT??????

All along, I have admired camera phones. Gives you the advantage of clicking ad-lib.Yes yes yes. I love camera phones.
But nevertheless, there are inherent allures for misuse, hitherto overweighed by its practial advantages.
The rather insconspicous cams on phones, have already paved way to delight voyeurs.
Add to this, such flagrant advantages as see-throughs - paves a highway for perverts I say!

I cant help but fume over the brains behind bringing these features to mobile phones. Technologies that have been so far the apotheosis of medical faculty, now look all set to be viewed with scorn.


"If only I had a camera phone! X-Ray Spec add-ons would help!"

Newspapers report that in the past four months, two Japanese professors were apprehended for taking hidden camera pictures up their students' skirts.


Well, that almost entirely encapsulates the arguement. I can only predict outcomes of apocalyptic measures! Whoever is the brain behind this, intellectually respect-demanding, socially despicable invention - please limit your pervert desires to yourself and divert your genious brain to some wholesome diddle-daddles!

And a tailpiece to the Jap teens - God save you! On second thoughts, go save yourselves - waiting for God would prove strippingly costly!

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