Look Mama....Santa Claus!!!

I am collecting wood. And am getting a pair of robust bullocks. Pretty soon I must be riding my way to glory, roaring at my bullocks "Oil Barons hai hai"....
Trust me people, the next predominant mode of transportation has been announced, though subtly as yet. You'll have no reasons not to trust me, unless you are among those who believe Monika Levinsky is still a virgin.
I can foresee wonderful ads already:
"Honda Bihorn - Are you a Horn rider?"
"Bajaj Bullsar - Definitely male"
Possible alternatives to bullocks are mules and reindeers. And the filthy rich should be able to afford imported reindeers, while middle class segments will have to be content with asses.
"Look mama.....Santa Claus!!!!"
"Oh no beta....That is no Santa Claus :)....That is Mani Shankar Iyer"

It is a good long eight years now, since the day I rode into the bustling bazaars of my hometown, all by myself. Those were days when a litre of petrol would cost my dad 32 bucks. And now, in Hyderabad, a litre costs me 43.63(And dont expect them to give you 37 paise back). More than a rupee's rise per year. And I will be a proud father, telling my son/daughter "Oh those good old days of mine, a litre would cost me only in two-digit numbers".

And LPG has increased by a value of 20 units of Indian money. Sources say that come December, additional 5 units will be added every month. I rely heavily on inherent irregularity of the Indian government now.

And I see immense potential in bullock carts now. 'Bullshit' will no more be a disparaging slang. It will be holy fuel. Stay with petrol, you will eat shit. Switch to bullocks, you will eat because of shit. You choose.

There are gobs of other advantages too. You can use your mobile while driving (read 'hai hai'ing). You wont necessarily need a helmet - which reminds me, it is a stressed law at Hyderabad that you must wear your helmet while riding. Which is absolutely trivial. I say, you must wear an armour while riding at Hyderabad! With bullocks, you need not take the pain. You may momentarily take your hands off the reins, without fear of waking up in hell. Oh, I can think of myriads of advantages like this.

Presently though, Hyderabad traffic is not for women, children, and the faint-hearted. The city has been declared a no-flying zone, due to the slew of vehicles being knocked off the roads into stratosphere.

Not yet. But the government is contemplating the decision. And two-wheeler makers are deliberating customizations for Hyd - removal of brakes and in that place, providing attractive leather cushions for leg rest. This place is an inventor's delight I say.

While I crib and cry here, we have a happy man elsewhere. Elton John, is the happy man, and gay. Oh yes, he is tying the knot, or saying "I do". Religion does not matter......Oh C'mon, even gender didnt.

People check this out : Hollywood's greatest villains.
Check the winner out. Not long ago, I heard them saying "We dont need no James Bond...We have Bush!" Yup, that was when the man assumed license-to-kill. Now this, is Hollywood's Da Vinci Code.

The ingenious economists predict a Boom in IT Sector, due to a second term for Bush. That is nothing...I can predict 'Boom's is Iraq and Afghanisthan too! Its funny, how a single man can control the world's destiny.

Ok then, I have to rush now to book my pair of bullocks. Early dude catches the bull.
Adios.