December 31, 2004 23:59:58 IST. Resolution - Be 'Organised'!
After a devastatingly painful year of being unorganised, I had better learn the lessons.
I just found out: My credit card bills have come out as twice the amount I expected; My laundary contained 19(NINETEEN) shirts, 5 pants, 4 towels and 2 bedspreads; My phone bill is a billion times the amount I could afford(Amount not revealed lest I am sure my mom is not sneaking around my blog, and if she is - no mom, I dont have a girlfriend...as yet..); I have not replied to 14 Important emails; I havent called home to let them know I havent got into a coma; my code is never going to run, coz I freakin forgot to compile it (had to be done a week back); I forgot to have my breakfast; ...
If you are worried that I am becoming a freaky mass of unkempt, peace-of-mind-deprived snob - yes I am. Please worry.
December 31, 2004 23:59:59 IST. Resolution - Learn to say 'NO'!
Saying "No" is an art. A science. A philiosophy. And everything else that I have never understood. Say 'yes' when you had to say 'no' and there! Congrats! You just got yourself into plaguing sh*t.
December 01, 2004 14:51:05 IST. Set reminder in mobile to flash me to take the resolutions. .... Done.
Have I told you that I put on some flab when I was at home? If not so, then yeah, I am currently not the slimboy with killer-looks, with waistsize a millimeter more than Angeline Jolie. I have actually grown so corpulent, that I now have stiff competition from Johny Depp and the likes. Shame on me. SHAME. On. Me. OK! Am working on it alright?! Trust me I am.
I am sure you remember the friend of mine and his site. By Jove, I havent seen a wussy worse than him (no...not entirely true. There is the ass I was talkin about. Wimp personified.). SO rest assured he isnt getting the girl and so ends the romance I so badly wanted to talk about. I aint helping him anymore. Afterall, even God helps those who try to help themselves first.
December 01, 2004 15:14:05 IST. I have to be telling myself - "Get back to work you whining piece of unworthy junk".
Anyways, thats way too harsh for me to describe myself. So I'll save the shame. Adios.
2 comments:
A Gud one Mr.Casanova
keep coming with good ones...
By the way who Am I??? Keep Guessing...
I know you ... I know you.... :D
will call you soon :)
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